I don't like my nipples showing. They look like targets.

You can't really class all reality shows together. For instance, 'Top Chef' is about talent and competition. 'Big Brother' is more like what happens when you get all those narcissistic personalities crammed in together... and there are limits to that.

Personally, I don't get that whole reality show thing. It was much smaller, and it's grown. It's like an epidemic. I'm still rather confused by it.

I'm not a good poker player, but I've got one bluffing technique - as long as you're quick with the blinds, you're fine.

All actors are naughty. We're all troublemakers - horrible, attention-seeking children. 'Me, me, look at me!'

You're excited? You should feel my nipples!