I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!
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Help me this... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It imparts a certain momentum to nuclear negotiations with the US. France has played a significant r... DILIP LAHIRI We are going to show all of France that the movement is stronger than ever. There's no stopping us n... CHAHLA YOUSSEF There was a misunderstanding with France and the French, ... sure that all that is behind us. CRAIG STAPLETON In the Caribbean, this is like another Olympics, seeing it is just the US and France out. MARC BURNS France sees China as an important part of that. China and France have declared a strategic partnersh... ADAM SEGAL France and Germany have the manufacturing and skill base which is useful to us. France is our depend... NARENDRA MODI France has more need of me than I have need of France. NAPOLEON BONAPARTE These people are wonderful. They've gone completely out of their way to help us get us out of there ... BRIAN BROWN Ninety-three" was the war of Europe against France, and of France against Paris. And what was the Re... VICTOR HUGO After that I will go straight to France and join my team. Honestly, one should not compare the socce... FAISAL KHALIL France has up to now been backing the wrong horse. ... France will not be able to stop us from overt... ALBISSATY ALLAZAM France has up to now been backing the wrong horse. ... France will not be able to stop us from overt... ALBISSATY SALEH ALLAZAM It was normal for us to lend our support to candidates from (African) countries with links to France... KOFI ANNAN I love France. France is a nice place. BUBBA WATSON I am in touch with several heads of state, ... We need money, police and troops. I hope not only Fra... KOFI ANNAN Of the love or hatred God has for the English, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be t... JOAN OF ARC Of the love or hatred God has for the English, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be t... JOAN ARC It is the fortune of France.
[Fr., C'est la fortune de France.] NICEPHORUS The recent smear campaign out of France has awoken my competitive side. LANCE ARMSTRONG A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For ex... DAVID LETTERMAN It's pretty amazing when Chris starts talking to people who've been all over the world and they star... CHIP CHERRY Well as I said in France I didn't get auditions, and it's very difficult to get an agent in ... BERENICE MARLOHE France cannot be France without greatness. CHARLES DE GAULLE Tithing is like training wheels when it comes to giving. It's intended to help you get started, ... JOHN ORTBERG U.S.-France military ties have always been good, except for a brief period when Rumsfeld sought payb... MICHAEL O'HANLON I think you get better at staring into space. Especially living in the South of France. ADRIAN LYNE France is great because she is France. VICTOR HUGO They all think the nuttier they are, the more likely they are to get on David Letterman or Jay Leno,... BOOMER ESIASON Each had defended his own country; the Germans Germany, the Frenchmen France; they had done their du... ERNST TOLLER People often don't know they have rights or services that are available because they don't know they... KAY TVAROCH Having a stadium in France named after a footballer from the Ivory Coast, even if I'm proud of m... DIDIER DROGBA For us, sons of France, political sentiment is a passion; while, for the Englishmen, politics are a ... WILFRID LAURIER You know what happened, you know, in 1938: France, England, you know, just sold out Czechoslovakia t... MILOS FORMAN Unhappy France! Unhappy King!
[Fr., Malheureuse France! Malheureux roi!] ETIENNE BEQUET In France, you can sell a lot, but nobody outside of France ever hears of it. ALAN PARSONS Islamist terrorism has declared war against us, against France, Europe, the entire world. FRANCOIS HOLLANDE France, because it was attacked cowardly, shamelessly, violently, France will be merciless against t... FRANCOIS HOLLANDE Thoughtless, dilettante or purblind wordlings sometimes ask us "What is it that Britain and France a... WINSTON CHURCHILL France has lost a battle. But France has not lost the war. CHARLES DE GAULLE This is a political decision because of pressure from France ... France has fraudulently interpreted... MARTIN BESIEUX I was France. CHARLES DE GAULLE This dreadful disaster plunges all of France into mourning, JACQUES CHIRAC France isn't a country that's massively racist. There's an enormous amount of mixing that occurs in ... DOMINIQUE SOPO When in 1966 Charles de Gaulle ordered France out of NATO and American troops off French soil, Secre... CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER I think that in France, we should do like the French people. MARINE LE PEN There's a big difference between France and the U.S. In the U.S., immigrants must work to live. ... MARINE LE PEN Over in France, people knew Chazz. Over here, you're a musician. Over there, you're an artiste. LEE DURLEY There is no political connotation (to the march). This is a demonstration by the people of France wh... JOSEPH SITRUK I defy anyone - and I have said this to the Germans - to build a solid, articulated, and viable Euro... PIERRE LAVAL Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How di... JAY LENO France and Russia have oil companies and interests in Iraq. They should be told that if they are of ... JAMES WOOLSEY Telecoms and tech stocks (also) still get hit by France Telecom's sales warning. MARKUS STEINBEIS the symbol of a reinvigorated France. TONY PARKER The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. DOUGLAS WILLIAM JERROLD There must be people who remember World War II and the Holocaust who can help us get out of this rut... MARTIN SCORSESE Three of us will help the other two get suited up, get them in the hatch, and get them out the door. MARK KELLY France has lost a battle. But France has not lost the war! (Proclamation, 18 June 1940) CHARLES DE GAULLE I went into this not for the money, but to help the group of young riders, ... Basso proposed me to ... GILBERTO SIMONI We need the help of other member countries and leaders who, like us, want to see a change in Europe&... FRANCOIS HOLLANDE Some of the people we're going to help out are some of the ones who came over and helped us out afte... BILL DICKSON One knows in France 685 different ways of preparing eggs.
[Fr., On connoit en France 685 manieres ... ANNE GABRIEL M. DE QUERLON I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France. YOGI BERRA Why are you not getting us some help. There's something wrong with her. He said I'll get you some he... BOBBIE BAITY I must represent France, and I want to be elegant, and I want the French people to be proud of me, y... CARLA BRUNI The CIA now assesses that four nations - Iraq, North Korea, Russia and, to the surprise of some spec... BARTON GELLMAN Ye sons of France, awake to glory!
Hark! Hark! what myriads bid you rise!
Your children, wiv... CLAUDE JOSEPH ROUGET DE LISLE Have the French for friends, but not for neighbors. NICEPHORUS Yet, who can help loving the land that has taught us
Six hundred and eighty-five ways to dress egg... THOMAS MOORE Gay, sprightly, land of mirth and social ease
Pleased with thyself, whom all the world can please. OLIVER GOLDSMITH I hate the French because they are all slaves and wear wooden
shoes. OLIVER GOLDSMITH The Frenchman, easy, debonair, and brisk,
Give him his lass, his fiddle, and his frisk,
Is alw... WILLIAM COWPER France is an absolute monarchy, tempered by ballads.
[Fr., La France est une monarchie absolue, te... UNKNOWN Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion. GEN. H. NORMAN SCHWARTZKOPF A nation of monkeys with the throat of parrots.
[Fr., Une natione de singes a larynx de parroquets... EMMANUEL JOSEPH SIEYES Adieu, delightful land of France! O my country so dear, which
nourished my infancy!
[Fr., Adieu,... ANNE GABRIEL M. DE QUERLON France is getting younger. I am not. RICHARD COBB When France has a cold, all Europe sneezes KLEMENS VON METTERNICH Apple now has to either open up or close down [in France]. ALEXANDER ROSS I found the crown of France lying on the ground, and I picked it up with a sword. NAPOLEON BONAPARTE I have decided to quit 'Les Bleus'. I'm 32. I know I have already given France the best I could give... LILIAN THURAM I don't know how many genuine nature lovers are there in France. They are finding everything odd abo... APURVA GAGLANI The fact is that cycling in France is in the process of going through one of its toughest periods, .... LANCE ARMSTRONG Everyone has to judge for themselves, ... Lance realizes where he is now is because of the Tour de F... JOHAN BRUYNEEL I follow the Tour de France about as much as the average North American person. I only know of it be... WAYNE GRETZKY In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smo... SCOTT THOMPSON I am not the Prime Minister of French capitalism. I am the Prime Minister of France. LIONEL JOSPIN So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottom... EDDIE IZZARD I was never going 'I want a big car and a house in France' and all that, ARABELLA WEIR It's sort of to do with Cary Grant in the south of France in the 1930s, that sort of thing -- but no... BETTY JACKSON It's a blow for France to lose its captain like this, BERNARD LAPORTE That is an enormous amount for the first phase of selling. It is a good sign, because in France we a... BERNARD LAPASSET Ï feel very proud because we worked so hard to create it - and proud for France because everything ... BERNARD ARNAULT Ï feel very proud because we worked so hard to create it - and proud for France because everything ... BERNARD ARNAULT France is doing everything it can, but the problem is that it is impossible to stop Bush from pursui... JACQUES CHIRAC we'll end up being the France of the 21st century. MITT ROMNEY I had to go to France to appreciate Iowa. GRANT WOOD For something to be officially and legally categorized as Champagne, it must come from the Champagne... JIM LAUGHLIN If needed, we are ready to take back all the toxic waste from Clemenceau to France. DOMINIQUE GIRARD They're going to be two very different performances. There is a big difference in going to France an... BRIAN O'DRISCOLL
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