I don’t have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.

Kids without dads are desperate and jealous. Those with dads can be uppity and sharp.

Lord knows why I find you attractive, Michael, when you generally smell like weed and broken hobo dreams.

I'd rather feel something for real than pretend it's not what it is. Which Zen guy said "If you want to drown, do not torture yourself with shallow water"?

To her, not packing our lunches every day or joining the PTA is a feminist rallying cry.

Live your life, take chances, be crazy. Dont wait 'cause right now is the oldest you've ever been & the youngest you'll be ever again