I don't have anything to do with the washing up.

If I were reincarnated, I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

You Romans wash too much to be true men. Washing is for women, to clean our breeches and our vests. And even they barely let their toes touch the stream! Hah!

My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication.

You can even throw them in the washing machine.

Baking is like washing--the results are equally temporary.