I dont have a girlfriend, I have a dog.

Yeah, don't eat dog semen. I hear it's the #1 cause of bad breath.

My name's Mark, I ride a scooter. I'm badass.

182 has no significance, we just pulled it out of our ass.

What's my age again?

If I wanted to see 13 year old boobs, I'd hang out by the juniour high like my dad does...