I don't care if you're four feet tall and have one eye. If you can make women laugh consistently and get those good feelings flowing through them, they'll love you.

If you want to increase your chances of success with women, create situations that lead to these situations.

Little boys tease little girls when they’re 8, and women still love it when they’re 28 and 48.

Little boys tease little girls when they’re 8, and women still love it when they’re 28 and 48.

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.'

Don't be a wussy!