I don't worry about running myself ragged. I worry about being bored.

I'll flip a stupid tire. But I ain't running.

I like being different.

I like to lift and do cardio to stay in shape, so I can walk the dog on somebody, and I like to be strong, but running 10 miles or a decathlon? That don't support my interests.

If I'm ever having a good time, I'll write about it so I'll remember it.

I stay on the road so much that my fiancee and I were talking the other night about what I wanted her to cook. I told her I don't even remember what a home-cooked meal is.