I don't want the George Clooney lifelong bachelorhood. If I found the right person, I would commit in a minute.

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

I would like to be George Clooney diplomatic. I just don't have the wherewithal yet or the inner serenity.

I can't imagine I'll be the new George Clooney. That's not really in the cards.

If he'd looked like a cross between Mr. Clooney and, say, one of the hobbits, I probably would have been far more capable of coherent thought.

I'd been dating my husband for about a year, and I'd already kissed George Clooney, Ashton Kutcher and Gerard Butler. Awesome year, right?