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LARRY GELBART I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as lon... TARAN KILLAM I think it's good to explore it. I don't feel bad about that... I mean, I think everyone has... NAOMI WATTS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem. REBECCA ROMIJN Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to te... CAROL BURNETT No, no. Don't make that face. Every time I propose to you, you make that twisty, unhappy face. It we... TESSA DARE Everyone has something that they desperately need that makes them feel good, that they don't wan... TASHA SMITH I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater underst... SIMON PEGG I don't have a very quick sense of humor. FLORENZ ZIEGFELD Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be l... GARRISON KEILLOR Be fun! I don't like homes or rooms that don't have a sense of humor or have some sense of w... BRYAN BATT I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have ... CHRIS O'DOWD I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy li... ANNE WILSON SCHAEF Just because you haven't got a home, doesn't make you homeless. and Just because you don't... ANTHONY T. HINCKS Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place o... JOHN KRASINSKI I think that 'Saving Grace' is pretty funny. I think that the show and the woman have a pret... HOLLY HUNTER Sometimes I think to get to the emotional level of a scene, you don't necessarily have to have e... JUDY GREER I would say just start writing. 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LEE Having a reality TV show, everyone feels like they know you, but that's only 10% of my life. The... KYLIE JENNER To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funn... CATHERINE O'HARA It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humo... T. C. BOYLE I don't want to get too philosophical, but in a sense, you're given this gift, this sort of ... ZE FRANK Chemistry is a hard thing. I don't think you can force it, and it doesn't necessarily mean t... TRICIA HELFER Even when something sad or tragic happens, I find a way to look at it in a positive light. People wh... ZACH ANNER I think there's a time in your life where you don't feel like you fit in. I think everyone h... MATTHEW VAUGHN I don't have a disregard for my reader in humor pieces. IAN FRAZIER A sense of humor is important. I'm always attracted to a girl with confidence. In terms of looks... COREY SEVIER There's a lot of stuff they don't teach you in the mythical editors' school. They don... BILL KELLER When I play a game, I want to play, not necessarily laugh. If you try to make me laugh at the expens... DOUG TENNAPEL I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You t... NICOLAS CAGE I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on some... SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you ca... ALAN THICKE I don't think there's a perfect time to have kids. I think first you have to find the perfec... IRINA SHAYK It's a fun job, but it's stressful because you have to be funny. You have to have punch line... STEVE BREEN There is some humour in 'Family Values.' I don't want everyone to think it's not goi... WENDY COPE When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive. DYLAN O'BRIEN A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualitie... CATHERINE DENEUVE Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. W... ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH I don't think it's a good attitude in your life to feel that you have to be rich to have sel... TOM PETTY It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I think Amy Poehler and Tina Fey have done so much for women in comedy in the sense that they've... TATIANA MASLANY I don't necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it's funny to do. I think the darker... MAC DEMARCO There's public humor, and there's private humor, and they're all appropriate in their ow... ROBERT MANKOFF I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't thin... DAVID WALLIAMS How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS I don't like the word 'urban' because I think it's a bit of a generalisation and the... TAIO CRUZ I think I've learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and... DOROTHEA BENTON FRANK I've been encouraging documentary filmmakers to use more and more humor, and they're loath t... MICHAEL MOORE I suppose politicians have always wanted to get re-elected, but there's a kind of a feeling now ... GEORGE MCGOVERN I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of informatio... SAMANTHA BEE I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here, which probably... TEDDY THOMPSON I think a song that's got something to say. I'm not much on gimmicks. I never have been beca... BILLY ECKSTINE Wall Street has played a role in everyone's life, and it has been vilified by everyone, but I th... DOUGLAS BRUNT I think it's part of the responsibility of an artist to shock, to upset, to make people think di... BILL PLYMPTON There's such a rich history in 'SNL' of political humor, and I think audience members ex... SASHEER ZAMATA The only thing that I don't like is my kids watching comedy that isn't actually funny. There... STEPHEN COLBERT I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny ... JACKIE MASON I do a lot of cardio. I think it's super important, especially for women. I don't have a tre... ALISON SWEENEY As a young girl, I used to dream of giving an interview. You dream of stardom as a kid. People think... SANIA MIRZA My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to... BILL BURR I like doing comedy, I like doing drama. Naturally I like to do, I like doing dramas, I like conflic... MATT DILLON I never went to drama school, I don't have any certificates saying: 'He's a qualified ac... HUGH LAURIE I don't think you can be successful in television without appealing to women. I don't think ... MAGGIE Q I'm a huge Muppets fan. Gigantic. I think they're genius. I think they're some of the be... ANDIE MACDOWELL It's really rare for people to have a successful start-up in this industry without a breakthroug... MARC ANDREESSEN It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself ... BETTY WHITE Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously. DAN AUERBACH Becoming a father, I think it inevitably changes your perspective of life. I don't get nearly en... HUGH JACKMAN It's funny to be playing a mom. I mean, I'm not a mom in real life. I don't even have a ... ELIZABETH REASER I don't necessarily prefer playing villains. 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I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I alway... AMY SEDARIS You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character acto... AMY SEDARIS Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny ... AMY SEDARIS But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty. AMY SEDARIS My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him. AMY SEDARIS When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yoursel... AMY SEDARIS Books are challenging and inspirational to me. AMY SEDARIS I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop. AMY SEDARIS I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, includ... AMY SEDARIS I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd ge... AMY SEDARIS I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff ... AMY SEDARIS We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people. AMY SEDARIS My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea m... AMY SEDARIS I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life. AMY SEDARIS I got this second chance at life, and I live it. AMY PURDY Smart people often talk trash about happiness and worse than trash about books on happiness, and the... AMY BLOOM People tend to forget that in our country, we'd pretty much all be immigrants, except for the Na... AMY BLOOM I love cooking during Christmas, all smells like the hot apple cider, the hot spiced wine. AMY SMART I've said this before, that, when you're in school and you're the class clown, men are r... AMY POEHLER I read Claire Messud's 'The Emperor's Children,' I read Joseph O'Neill's ... AMY WALDMAN And then it occurs to me. They are frightened. In me, they see their own daughters, just as ignorant... AMY TAN I started writing by doing small related things but not the thing itself, circling it and getting cl... AMY HEMPEL My youngest sister, Cindy, has Down syndrome, and I remember my mother spending hours and hours with... AMY CHUA