I don't see myself as offending people.

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna.

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.