After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the ...
JIMMY CARR I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in...
JIMMY CARR I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one...
JIMMY CARR They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag ...
JIMMY CARR I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and g...
JIMMY CARR I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you fi...
JIMMY CARR A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
JIMMY CARR You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
JIMMY CARR It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.
JIMMY CARR fans have been writing in asking why the show hasn't made a return. Bosses felt it was the right tim...
JIMMY CARR The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately see...
JIMMY CARR We need to create a niche different from the NCAA. The NAIA is about students first, about their edu...
JIMMY CARR Who doesn't wear M&S underwear? They've been 'supporting' me for years and now I'm glad I've got a s...
JIMMY CARR It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don...
JIMMY CARR Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in...
JIMMY CARR Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way...
JIMMY CARR I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a d...
JIMMY CARR Every human being must find his own way to cope with severe loss, and the only job of a true friend ...
CALEB CARR It is wonderful to feel the grandness of Canada in the raw.
EMILY CARR I tell people, 'I have a Ph.D. from Google University.'
KRIS CARR When you bite off only what you can chew, you're going to disappoint people. Guess what? Not you...
KRIS CARR If it has a shelf life longer than you, don't eat it.
KRIS CARR If I let a blue mood run rampant, before I know it I'm obsessing about the color of the satin li...
KRIS CARR Gut health is the key to overall health.
KRIS CARR Make space in your life, space for health and happiness.
KRIS CARR Above all, cancer is a spiritual practice that teaches me about faith and resilience.
KRIS CARR Change your plate. Change your fate.
KRIS CARR Yes, I have cancer and it might not go away, but I can still have a future because life goes on.
KRIS CARR Life is a terminal condition. Were all going to die. Cancer patients just have more information, but...
KRIS CARR Processed foods cause inflammation, a source of most chronic illnesses as well as stress.
KRIS CARR People ask me if I live each day like it's my last, and I don't. I live each day like it'...
KRIS CARR Sleep is the best time to repair, but it's hard to get a good night's rest when we don't...
KRIS CARR I kind of blossomed backwards. I got cancer, fell in love and have a magical life. I never imagined ...
KRIS CARR Every time I see a cardinal, I know my grandmother is with me. This regal, red bird was Grandma'...
KRIS CARR Honestly, self-care is not fluffy - it's something we should take seriously.
KRIS CARR Dinner is where the magic happens in the kitchen.
KRIS CARR Trust is a core currency of any relationship. Sometimes our need to control and micromanage everythi...
KRIS CARR Folks are like plants; we all lean toward the light.
KRIS CARR There's a great metaphor that one of my doctors uses: If a fish is swimming in a dirty tank and ...
KRIS CARR My refrigerator is powerful. In fact, it has a direct link to my overall well-being.
KRIS CARR Oh, Spring! I want to go out and feel you and get inspiration. My old things seem dead. I want fresh...
EMILY CARR I wanted nothing less than to be a fiction writer when I was a kid. If you had told me I would be an...
CALEB CARR I have a grim outlook on the world, and in particular on humanity. Spent years denying it, but I am ...
CALEB CARR I was a pretty angry kid, and I got into military history largely as a way to vent my own anger. As ...
CALEB CARR I, like most of my friends, couldn't believe I bought a mountain called Misery Mountain, because...
CALEB CARR I get in trouble when I say things like, 'I'm attracted to violence.' I was a pretty ang...
CALEB CARR I feel horribly vindicated. Three thousand people died who didn't have to die.
CALEB CARR I have to be very careful, however, because I have no intention of providing an excuse for this beha...
CALEB CARR Warfare against civilians must never be answered in kind. Terror must never be answered with terror.
CALEB CARR There's little upside for the Australian dollar at these levels. We expect the dollar to fall over t...
ADAM CARR Whenever she's around you're pretty much happy. She'd come over to my house between classes and I'd ...
ADAM CARR The labor market will soften this year and that will take pressure off the central bank. Increasingl...
ADAM CARR If it looks like high oil prices will be sustained or even rise further, then it does put the pressu...
ADAM CARR The inventories number was weaker than expected and suggests they may detract from growth in the thi...
ADAM CARR Our expectation is that GDP will increase by 0.9% in the June quarter to be 2.1% higher that the Jun...
ADAM CARR Australia has a split economy. The resources sector is booming, but the rest of the economy is slowi...
ADAM CARR We've been consistently surprised by the strength of the labor market. We still think over the next ...
ADAM CARR The path of least resistance for the Australian dollar is down. Base-metal prices are likely to cont...
ADAM CARR I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well be...
ALLAN CARR I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecture...
ALLAN CARR I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on t...
ALLAN CARR I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.
ALLAN CARR I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
ALLAN CARR I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
ALLAN CARR I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
ALLAN CARR I didn't really want to be a comedian.
ALLAN CARR A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame th...
ALLAN CARR It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.
ALLAN CARR It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up...
EMILY CARR Life's an awfully lonesome affair. You come into the world alone and you go out of the world alone y...
EMILY CARR Twenty can't be expected to tolerate sixty in all things, and sixty gets bored stiff with twenty's e...
EMILY CARR We live in an age where there is a firehose of information, and there is no hierarchy of what is imp...
DAVID CARR Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade - gigolo - John Forbes Kerry is one of the al...
HOWIE CARR Your self-worth has nothing to do with your craft or calling, and everything to do with how you trea...
KRIS CARR You can't please everyone. When you're too focused on living up to other people's standa...
KRIS CARR It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.
ALLAN CARR I think the message there is that those who know us best are making a decision to stay. It's a tribu...
BILL CARR And we'll be sensitive to that as we look at the potential changes.
BILL CARR The work we would try to eliminate first is going to be some of the functions that we can easily tra...
BILL CARR Used to be that we paid for (use of) the whole aircraft.
BILL CARR It's shattered all our records. With each new incarnation, sales [for all Potter items] grow and gro...
BILL CARR The law conveys to the school an expectation on the part of the nation, certainly on the part of the...
BILL CARR February, in recruiting, was another really solid month.
BILL CARR The Defense Business Board suggested that we find innovative ways to accomplish the (military) mail ...
BILL CARR Continued growth in the custom sector of our business has fueled our rapid expansion, along with a h...
ANDY CARR It's been an honor to coach him. He's very unselfish, even though he knows that we need him to score...
ANDY CARR I hit him with the best punches I could throw and he wouldn't go away.
ANDY CARR Despite everything, I was ecstatic.
ANDY CARR He moves well with it and without it. Bottom line: He has to score 25 for us to win.
ANDY CARR It feels amazing. It's a new year, a new experience. Every year is so different. It's just a huge, h...
ASHLEY CARR Adversity is always there. There's always a way to overcome it.
ASHLEY CARR They're a very good team. They work very well together. They're actually a very good defensive team,...
ASHLEY CARR It's very important to us. They're a very talented team. We have to play our best to win this game. ...
ASHLEY CARR They started off very, very strong. They're a very, very good defensive team - there's a lot we can ...
ASHLEY CARR Michael Kitchen was a great person to work with. So attentive and just great at what he does and sup...
GARY CARR I'm a fairly ascetic person. And I do most of my writing at night. You don't get distracted,...
CALEB CARR You want to believe that there's one relationship in life that's beyond betrayal. A relation...
CALEB CARR I'm still a firm believer that we were definitely put here to use our minds, and that is what ma...
CALEB CARR You don't have to become a vegan. You can become a plant-passionate, plant-inspired bean lover!
KRIS CARR If you don't think your anxiety, depression, sadness and stress impact your physical health, thi...
KRIS CARR Eventually cancer becomes just another annoying thing that you deal with, you know, like cellulite.
KRIS CARR If you're going to lick the icing off somebody else's cake you won't be nourished and it won't do yo...
EMILY CARR You take this loan and agree to pay a slightly higher mortgage payment because you want the renovati...
BRIAN CARR You take this loan and agree to pay a slightly higher mortgage payment because you want the renovati...
BRIAN CARR It's a big win because now we can get the recognition we deserve. They don't give up at all.
BRIAN CARR I ripped some girls at halftime and challenged them, and they stepped up and did the job tonight. Sh...
BRIAN CARR There was too much standing around and not wanting to get down and play defense. But a win is a win,...
BRIAN CARR We are really looking forward to it, and we were hoping it would be like that. That's why we invited...
BRIAN CARR It didn't used to work very well because it was so heavily regulated by the government.
BRIAN CARR We have been steadily growing, but it's starting to go off the charts,
BRIAN CARR We want to make the services at the airport a real tool for area businesses, but also make it a stro...
BRIAN CARR The new competitive environment in light commercial vehicles has opened up a lot of opportunities fo...
BRIAN CARR Containment lines (are) holding at this stage but we're very worried about the wind blowing up stron...
BOB CARR I just shrugged it off,
BOB CARR The shark has its head to the west and tail to the east, very much the way the Indians would put a h...
BOB CARR We need to take every precaution, we need to be ever-alert, but we shouldn't go into panic mode with...
BOB CARR I think it would be so traumatic ... they would never do it again,
BOB CARR They're just one more part of the puzzle. No one knew there was a cemetery until the skeletal materi...
BOB CARR I think it's important that we don't start leaping at shadows,
BOB CARR Bob Carr is running for U.S. Congress; that's what they're saying. These are the guys doing all the ...
BOB CARR It's that combination of high winds, high temperatures and low humidity that we are all dreading in ...
BOB CARR He can ship his mail-order bride back to where she came from, for all I care.
BOB CARR We become, neurologically, what we think."(33)
NICHOLAS CARR The higher someone's profile, the easier it is for a defendant to trade him up to the feds. Mr. ...
HOWIE CARR You must be absolutely honest and true in the depicting of a totem for meaning is attached to every ...
EMILY CARR I think that one's art is a growth inside one. I do not think one can explain growth. It is sile...
EMILY CARR I sat staring, staring, staring - half lost, learning a new language or rather the same language in ...
EMILY CARR It put a little strain on my family, but in the end it was worth it. I owe a lot of where I am today...
CALEN CARR I started really close, as close as 6 yards, and worked on technique - hitting the ball cleanly and ...
CALEN CARR I just try to take bits and pieces wherever I can. Seeing how different people finish from around th...
CALEN CARR It's an honor to be drafted by the Fire. It's a great team with a lot of rich tradition. I'm just pl...
CALEN CARR I became obsessed with scoring goals. I scored a lot of goals last year just using my speed to get b...
CALEN CARR Gideon is unaware of it; he's grown up in it, and accepts the shortcomings until -- it's sort of a t...
CALEB CARR I'm still a firm believer that we were definitely put here to use our minds, and that is what makes ...
CALEB CARR I feel horribly vindicated. Three thousand people died who didn't have to die.
CALEB CARR In rooting around for something to grab onto, I latched onto the past and people in the past who I f...
CALEB CARR [Some question the value of accounts that have been quickly turned around.] Memoirs in general aren'...
CALEB CARR I was a pretty angry kid, and I got into military history largely as a way to vent my own anger. As ...
CALEB CARR Gideon is unaware of it; he's grown up in it, and accepts the shortcomings until -- it's sort of a t...
CALEB CARR People are disturbed enough by serial killers, but the whole notion of female violence, particularly...
CALEB CARR Every human being must find his own way to cope with severe loss, and the only job of a true friend ...
CALEB CARR I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly.
JAMES CARR So if it seems that some of what I'll have to say in the pages to come doesn't reflect the mellowing...
CALEB CARR And, at such a time, for a few of us there will always be a tugging at the heart—knowing a preciou...
J.L. CARR You know the green grifters have no argument when they start raising the 'no blood for oil' ...
HOWIE CARR You know, back in the 1950s and '60s, when J. Edgar Hoover was making the FBI the respected orga...
HOWIE CARR 'City Is Mine' was a real big video for me and a good opportunity to learn how to play out a...
STEVE CARR It's certainly one of the strengths of the team because they all have different abilities and skills...
LLOYD CARR Thirty-seven points should have been enough to win. There are no excuses.
LLOYD CARR Bearing in mind I'm not a mental health expert in any way, he seemed fine. He wasn't highly agitated...
ERIC CARR I'm confident and hopeful those calls were properly made because if they weren't, that would obvious...
LLOYD CARR Twenty can't be expected to tolerate sixty in all things, and sixty gets bored stiff with twenty...
EMILY CARR When we had gone down there you have to remember KISS had never been to Australia. So all the hyster...
ERIC CARR Sometimes I'll listen to a little old Van Halen, or some Beatles, Zeppelin stuff, classical music......
ERIC CARR I wished that I could have been down there because Paul actually wanted me to do the tour with him, ...
ERIC CARR You know, who cares about seeing the girls when everybody wants to see the band. That's what's impor...
ERIC CARR I think KISS fans are so loyal. They want the band to be there and that's the most important thing. ...
ERIC CARR Struggling is mandatory. Suffering is optional.
ROBYN CARR The skylights are arranged in a way that won't make it difficult for swimmers to see.
KATE CARR In my sophomore year at Fresno, they just threw me in, ... I needed that. I think I swim rather than...
DAVID CARR It is wonderful to feel the grandness of Canada in the raw, not because she is Canada but because sh...
EMILY CARR It is wonderful to feel the grandness of Canada in the raw
EMILY CARR [Most striking are the growing calls to extrude Islamists. Two politicians have advised foreign Isla...
BOB CARR The world accepts that everyone makes mistakes and he's got a big future as a politician, member of ...
BOB CARR Of course it's hurtful but I know it's not the way a lot of people on his side of politics behave,
BOB CARR I just think this guy's got to be evacuated from the Liberal Party leadership by close of business t...
BOB CARR Every Asian family in Australia has been diminished by John Brogden's racism,
BOB CARR Every Asian family in Australia has been diminished by John Brogden's racism.
BOB CARR There's no dancing girls. We're kinda like secondary to the thing. It's a story about these two guys...
ERIC CARR I think it's a great album, but it came out at the wrong time. We got a bad deal and it was a very w...
ERIC CARR I can't wait to get out. It's been much too long, I don't like being home. I'd rather play. This tou...
ERIC CARR I've tried electric drum pads, but I hate them. I even had a huge, double-bass electronic kit in my ...
ERIC CARR There's some things I want you to be aware of. I want you to know what your rights are.
ERIC CARR I can't say why people lie; they just do. Everyone has their own reasons for not telling the truth.
ERIC CARR Greenpeace will be watching to see if the British Columbian government follows through on these comm...
AMANDA CARR Today's announcement plants the seeds to safeguard this global treasure but the true measure of succ...
AMANDA CARR I see a big boost for ecotourism. There's great potential.
AMANDA CARR At this point, if it continues to grow, you never want to put the brakes on the program. To be hones...
TOM CARR Looking ahead to future applications of electronics, [de Forest] grew even gloomier. He believed tha...
NICHOLAS CARR We've played some very, very fine defensive fronts, and I think this is the best we've played. They ...
LLOYD CARR Rolling is a finesse thing. It doesn't take a lot of strength as long as you have the technique righ...
KATHERINE CARR He was just too quick for me. I wanted better but I'll be back next year.
DYLAN CARR He was good, but I'll be back next year.
DYLAN CARR He took second last year, so I'm happy with it. I was down, and needed to score. I kept fighting.
DYLAN CARR I got a taste of it, I'll be back next year.
DYLAN CARR It feels pretty good. It's my first year at states so I'm happy.
DYLAN CARR I've been treated fair since I got here, ... I have no problem with how I've been treated. I've been...
DAVID CARR We started a little rough the last couple of weeks (in the return game), but Johnny is going to brea...
DAVID CARR Machine-to-machine communications is one of the fastest-growing sectors of the industry, and Wavecom...
STEVE CARR Outside of this stadium here, we might be the only ones that want to win this game. It's a very diff...
DAVID CARR He is an incredible competitor,
LLOYD CARR I would say they were very heroic. I understand the staff was efficient and professional.
STEVE CARR If you're going to lick the icing off somebody else's cake you won't be nourished and it won't do yo...
EMILY CARR My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. Bu...
EMILY CARR You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could hav...
EMILY CARR How badly I want that nameless thing! First there must be an idea, a feeling... Maybe it was an abst...
EMILY CARR He didn't see any movement when he looked at her in the rearview mirror.
ERIC CARR The turnovers were really monumental.
LLOYD CARR If you're at Venus, you have no protecting magnetic field, and this million-mile-an-hour stream of i...
CHRIS CARR We've gotten hundreds of entries. Some are so creative.
BRENDA CARR