I don't listen to the news or read newspapers. I don't know what's going on in this world, or why I should vote for George McGovern or Richard Nixon. I don't have enough time.

The essence of Richard Nixon is loneliness.

It is my personal plan to assassinate by pistol either Richard Nixon or George Wallace.

He’s [Nixon] like a Spanish horse, who runs faster than anyone for the first nine lengths and then turns around and runs backwards. You’ll see; he’ll do something wrong in the end. He always does.

Avoid all needle drugs — the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

I was never for Richard Nixon until Watergate.