I don't like people being cautious and tentative and choosing their words carefully around me because I'm a dwarf.

Friends don't care about issues like dwarf tossing.

I have a friend who says, 'The world doesn't need another angry dwarf!'

Call me a midget, but just be real. I am all for correct terms, but please don't tiptoe around feelings. Don't be too careful, because that shuts you off from people.

I have a friend - not a dwarf - who's an alchemist of sorts. He concocted a men's cologne... He gave me a bottle as a gift. I was thinking we should totally put this on the market. You know how Jessica Simpson and Beyonce have signature perfumes and make a mint? I'm thinking this cologne could be my ticket to fortune.

I just don't like boring myself. That's one of the main reasons I did 'Ice Age' - because I'd never done something like this before.