I don't know what we did without Velcro in the American theater. It's a miracle substance! People had long intermissions, probably.

There was a lot of playing by myself, wearing last year's Halloween costume and wandering around the yard talking to myself - which may account for my fondness for doing different voices.

Some actors start with the right shoes. I start with the right hats.

Long live your laundry!

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that

If I had a worldview, and I don't know if I do, but if I did, it's one that's intensely humanistic.