I don't know if I could ever really be cast in a heartthrob role apart from 'Twilight', which I didn't really know was a heartthrob role. I really don't feel I am one.

I am as far from a hypochondriac as you could ever be.

I would not want to live if I could not perform. It's in my will. I am not to be revived unless I can do an hour of stand-up.

I love who I am and I love my life, but if I could be someone else, I'd be Beyonce in two seconds.

I'm not a facelift person. I am what I am.

In my relations with my father, which are difficult and where I'm often met by coolness and indifference, I am constantly tempted to be cold and indifferent. Yet I know that this is a test if I could take it rightly.