I don't enjoy sparring with the audience. It devastates me.

I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.