I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.'

Politics is not religion and we should govern on the basis of evidence, not theology.

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.

There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment.