I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that.

My agents and managers deserve a special Emmy award for scheduling.

When I asked him how this cramping might affect his sword arm, he assured me it was only the narrow grip of the writing instruments that troubled him.
“If we fought with pens,” he said, “I would be forced to fall upon mine.

You could do it either way you want to do it, ... I could have 20 and Tiger could have 13. I mean, I don't care. But I can't imagine that anybody would have thought of the U.S. Amateur being a major in the last 10 or 15 years. Forty years ago, they still looked at it that way.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.