I don't call myself Latin, I call myself Puerto Rican.

You know, you may not be born in Puerto Rico, but Puerto Rican is definitely born in you.

The first Latin music that blew my mind was bumba, which was a Puerto Rican beat.

I'm not messing with skiing. You can't get this Puerto Rican on the slope. Uh-uh.

What was the competition? Well, I remember this Puerto Rican who came out in a short skirt and a gun.

But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.