I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

I´m no Sexgoddess but I haven't spent my life in a tree ...

I always felt guilty. My whole life.

Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get

Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying