I do not accept excuses. I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all.

I'm not a Witch; I'm your wife.

I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!

You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard; how marvelous.

This is true love... you think this happens everyday?

You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.