I didn't know whether I should pray to the devil or to God.

I did want to eat him, but I didn't want to kill him.

I have never understood why people who can swallow the enormous improbability of a personal God boggle at a personal Devil.

Policy consists in serving God in such a manner as not to offend the devil

The Devil fears the word of God, He can't bite it; it breaks his teeth

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk