I didn't know that the Mad Greek was there until the Fall Semester started. I went to eat there with one of my friends a couple of days ago after class and the food was great.

Since I live with a roommate, paying rent can be a struggle, but it's good to know that when I'm hungry and I don't have a lot of money I can go out to eat somewhere without having to waste gas---and still make it to class on time.

I liked how the restaurant has a huge menu and it's not expensive.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.