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I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.


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FRED WILLARD We say primarily that the priority of this struggle is class. That Marx and Lenin and Che Guevara an...
FRED HAMPTON I think Kellie Martin, Reese Witherspoon and Claire Danes represent the future for women in film, an...
FRED SAVAGE In the end, we may be hurting the very people we should be concerned about - the inner-city poor, th...
FRED THOMPSON Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.
FRED WILLARD Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actress...
FRED WILLARD Venture capital is about capturing the value between the startup phase and the public company phase.
FRED WILSON I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little o...
FRED ASTAIRE Our work on light bulbs wasn't an arbitrary mandate. We didn't just pick a standard out of t...
FRED UPTON What's been important in my understanding of myself and others is the fact that each one of us is so...
FRED ROGERS At 'SNL' there's framed pictures of all the cast members, and it starts with Dan Aykroyd...
FRED ARMISEN When the Bitcoin white paper emerged in 2008, it was completely revolutionary. The amount of concept...
FRED EHRSAM People far too often associate derivatives markets with mere speculation, but there are very legitim...
FRED EHRSAM An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
FRED ALLEN When I see people laughing at ideas and companies we have backed, I smile. It means we are going to ...
FRED WILSON Obama is a very fine writer with an excellent command of language. His memoir 'Dreams From My Fa...
FRED KAPLAN I've never crossed over to be a big star. I'd like to be in a big $100 million movie, though...
FRED WILLARD When you drill down, blockchains are really a shared version of reality everyone agrees on. So wheth...
FRED EHRSAM One of the great things about young entrepreneurs is that they don't know that something can'...
FRED WILSON But if the Chinese mainland, the PRC, attacked Taiwan, we'd be obligated to come to their aid.
FRED THOMPSON Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them a...
FRED ALLEN A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
FRED ALLEN