I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.

You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year... unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time.

I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as I've enjoyed doing the games. I don't ever go to the park where I don't have a good day. I don't like losing. But I don't think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I don't think once.

I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase.

I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times.