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I did this commercial for a Dutch cookie where I was jumping on a trampoline completely naked with a girl... you can only imagine what I looked like.


Galen Gering

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E.M. FORSTER Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
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LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
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JENNIE FINCH Ladies,Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and ex...
UNKNOWN you weren't mine to begin with.
IAIN S. THOMAS I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the fi...
GILDA RADNER They didn't have very far to fall--I knew just being a girl in the world handicapped your ability to...
EMMA CLINE As a girl, I even hate losing to boys. So, I couldn't even imagine what it is like for a boy to lose...
ANNIE HOUGHTON Do you want a cookie?
- What?
- A cookie. Like an Oreo. Do you want one?
- No.
-...
NICHOLAS SPARKS Once in high school, I completely over plucked my left eyebrow all the way up to where you're no...
ASHLEY TISDALE I did a commercial when I was, like, 5 or 6 years old for... what was it called?... Cabbage Patch Ki...
LOGAN LERMAN I was basically a surfer girl from California. I never looked like a model.
CHRISTIE BRINKLEY I've been so lucky with the people I've worked with, but I'm such a fan girl. When I mov...
SHERIDAN SMITH Before, when I looked at her, she was just the girl who was experiencing this weird phenomenon with ...
COLLEEN HOOVER Here is what I think now, reading what I wrote down for the police at age fifteen, right after I was...
JESSICA STERN I like being a Girl Scout.
DEBBIE REYNOLDS I just looked like there was only one thing I could do: be in a band. It looked like I was already s...
ALBERT HAMMOND, JR. blackmagic on a person http://www.astrodost.com/how-to-do-black-magic-on-a-person blackmagic on a pe...
ASTRODOST Before, when I looked at her, she was just the girl who as experiencing this weird phenomenon with m...
COLLEEN HOOVER Slowly, I'm beginning to realise that what happened to me wasn't my fault, that I was taken advantag...
GIRL A I can only form one clear thought.

This is no place for a girl on fire.
SUZANNE COLLINS I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.
GYPSY ROSE LEE Tea?” Daniel asked, signaling to the innkeeper.
“Please. Or anything that is hot.” She pu...
JULIA QUINN Finally, he reached his street. It was quiet, blessedly so, and the only sound was his own groan as ...
JULIA QUINN His brows rose. “And how is it that you have come to be such an expert on scrapes and bruises?”<...
JULIA QUINN Then, with a cheeky quirk of his brows, he leaned forward and murmured, “Would it be improper of m...
JULIA QUINN Daniel chuckled. Whoever that poor girl was, he hoped his family was paying her well.
And then,...
JULIA QUINN Have you seen Frances?”

He tilted his head to the right. “I believe she’s off rooti...
JULIA QUINN He said he loved me,” she whispered.

Daniel swallowed, and he had the strangest sensati...
JULIA QUINN The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS I'm a thinker. That is what I do, in great depth and detail, every waking moment of the day. I like ...
BRIAN HERBERT Unification of differences is power.
SHESH NATH VERNWAL Can you be a girl for a few seconds?"
"I'm always a girl" I frown.
"You know what I mean. ...
VERONICA ROTH I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like Dutch people speaking Dutch...
JOHN GREEN If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out ...
RON DARIAN The man I am today it's not the man of yesterday
CHRISTOPHER FUDGE is a broken man an outlaw?"

"More or less." Brienne answered.

Septon Meribald ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The summer sun continued to rise in the sky and propel shocks of heat down on the city and the heavy...
HUBERT SELBY JR. Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conv...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that h...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into th...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems ...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably j...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the door...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy wor...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slo...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to the...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE Once I looked into a mirror at my face I felt like it was completely convincing. I was Salieri.
F. MURRAY ABRAHAM If you are reading this... I'm dead so far probably or still alive who knows?
It's bad day in b...
DEYTH BANGER Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...
DEYTH BANGER It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
DOLLY PARTON I am sorry; I cannot help you. I am only a cookie.
CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE I think the first thing I did when I was a kid was a Maxwell House Coffee commercial with George Str...
PHILIP WINCHESTER We never had a trampoline, but I wished I did. We'd sneak into a friend's pool and use their...
REY MYSTERIO And then, I was thinking of doing a record just like starting with voice, because I did this one son...
KIM GORDON ‎''I froze. Like an idiot I froze. He was staring right at me. (...) He wore an innocent and mesme...
SHAWN KIRSTEN MARAVEL I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We...
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean...
LISA GLATT This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
DANIEL HANDLER I did have regular boyfriends and with them, I could be a bad girl, but I wasn't like a bad girl for...
DEBBIE HARRY I can only imagine what our citizens feel like when they watch this and read about this. I grow wear...
DORETHA EDGECOMB When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing w...
A.A. MILNE Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s...
CARTER CROCKER This poem is very long
So long, in fact, that your attention span
May be stretched to its ...
COLLEEN HOOVER I was born in Kodiak, and I was raised in a place called Dutch Harbor out on the Aleutian Islands. T...
DARBY STANCHFIELD I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A ...
PAULEY PERRETTE When I was 5, I did a commercial for Whirlpool sitting on a tree stump eating a popsicle that drippe...
DRAKE BELL I grew up watching Jim Carrey, and I was like, 'I want to be like him. I want to do what exactly...
KIAN LAWLEY I brought a picture with me that I had at home, of a girl in a swing with a castle and pretty blue b...
FANNIE FLAGG When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck.
PENELOPE CRUZ To go home, you usually will use that door over there." I looked where Trom gestured and saw empty s...
JENNIFER PRIESTER I did a bunch of commercial voiceovers in Chicago before I left. For Balducci's pizza, I did a w...
SCOTT ADSIT The actress they'd hired had refused to appear naked in front of the camera. I didn't like t...
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