I developed a knack for storytelling early on around the kitchen table with my family. I just happen to be a funny guy.


Sebastian Maniscalco

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To me, mathematics, computer science, and the arts are insanely related. They're all creative ex...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
I'm always working on new songs. With the technology these days, any idiot can record on Pro Too...
SEBASTIAN BACH
I always love to be careful with my expectations so that life has pleasant surprises for me.
SEBASTIAN THRUN
My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who.'
SEBASTIAN ARCELUS
Nobody ever becomes an expert parent. But I think good parenting is about consistency. It's abou...
SEBASTIAN COE
I used to live in Canada. It's a beautiful country with a lot of different kind of topographic r...
SEBASTIAN BACH
Quebec City is the most European of any city in North America; they speak French all the time. There...
SEBASTIAN BACH
The American military generally counts on a kill ratio of 10 to 1 when fighting lightly armed insurg...
SEBASTIAN JUNGER
I'm very proud to be the first winner of the Indian Grand Prix, but then on the other hand we re...
SEBASTIAN VETTEL
Being a dandy is a condition rather than a profession. It is a defense against suffering and a celeb...
SEBASTIAN HORSLEY
Even as a college professor at Carnegie Mellon and Stanford, I saw myself as an entrepreneur, and I ...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
You have lots of people from around the world contributing new features to it, testing it, fixing bu...
BYRON SEBASTIAN
For the first time the support business is a free market. There's competition for who's going to win...
BYRON SEBASTIAN
We found this was really what they were thinking about. They don't see those [proprietary applicatio...
BYRON SEBASTIAN
Although they thought the functional quality [of open source components] to be very high, they thoug...
BYRON SEBASTIAN
The cost of software is going down rapidly, the cost of producing intellectual property is going dow...
BYRON SEBASTIAN
The Jetsons had them in the 1960s. They were the defining element of 'Knight Rider' in the 1...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
This is the age of disruption.
SEBASTIAN THRUN
I have a strong disrespect for authority and for rules. Including gravity. Gravity sucks.
SEBASTIAN THRUN
The last thing I want my robot to be is sarcastic. I want them to be pragmatic and reliable - just l...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
It's possible there are no two books in publishing history more dissimilar than 'Human Trace...
SEBASTIAN FAULKS
Obviously, a lot of non-profits live on donations, and that's a wonderful thing. But higher educ...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
Kids don't go out and buy CDs, they make their own, they download them from the Internet.
SEBASTIAN BACH
We have to recognise there are very few countries you will take the Games to where somebody doesn...
SEBASTIAN COE
If we can map the retina, that will help us understand how it functions in vision, as well as devise...
SEBASTIAN SEUNG
I used to have about a hundred suits in my late twenties and early thirties when my stock was riding...
SEBASTIAN HORSLEY
I think the U.S. should assert its leadership in a more effective way.
SEBASTIAN PINERA
The world wants to be deceived.
SEBASTIAN BRANT
As she came up to the arch Elizabeth saw with a start that it was written on. She went closer. She p...
SEBASTIAN FAULKS
The world loves to be deceived.
FRANCK SEBASTIAN
The brain is behind the really big questions we have. Who am I, what is my identity? What is that ba...
SEBASTIAN SEUNG
People complain about the rich-and-poor divide. It's crazy, no doubt about it. But what gets me ...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
We're often too entrenched in existing structures and are so primed to think that if we grew up ...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
I have a really deep belief that we create technologies to empower ourselves. We've invented a l...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
If we study learning as a data science, we can reverse engineer the human brain and tailor learning ...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
I had to get out of my record deal that I signed with my previous band and get a full solo record de...
SEBASTIAN BACH
Teams like Ferrari, McLaren and Mercedes are going to be very, very motivated to go for the titles.
SEBASTIAN VETTEL
Question every assumption and go towards the problem, like the way they flew to the moon. We should ...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
Getting the Games for London has been the fulfilment of a dream. It is one which I truly believe can...
SEBASTIAN COE
You could claim that moving from pixelated perception, where the robot looks at sensor data, to unde...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
I used to tell my graduate students at Stanford, 'Don't worry about what job you have to pic...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
The track in Abu Dhabi is special; this will be our third Grand Prix there.
SEBASTIAN VETTEL
Geez, I wish I could tell you I had a whole bunch of '80s hair bands, you know something you rea...
JOHN SEBASTIAN
I grew up speaking Spanish and English. My mother can speak Spanish, English, French and Italian, an...
SEBASTIAN ARCELUS
The biggest fragility in a project is often just the inability to be able to explain to people why y...
SEBASTIAN COE
I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced again...
SEBASTIAN COE
It is really important that we promote competitive support in schools. It is very important that we ...
SEBASTIAN COE
I am particularly surprised that certain outlets look at pass rates irrespective of student populati...
SEBASTIAN THRUN
From our initial observations, our hard work has paid off. This is a springboard for the next 30 day...
SEBASTIAN COE
I can be a bit impatient sometimes. If I'm really focusing on something, I can expect everybody ...
SEBASTIAN COE
At the end of the day, the true value proposition of education is employment.
SEBASTIAN THRUN
Machine learning is the science of getting computers to learn without being explicitly programmed.
SEBASTIAN THRUN
With any new medium, the full power is only unearthed with experimentation.
SEBASTIAN THRUN
I write my lyrics into the computer and I hum my music into the dictaphone.
SEBASTIAN BACH
As a college student, what really interested me was the human brain and human intelligence.
SEBASTIAN THRUN