I decided, then, that funerals are for the living

The girl who cried,
The friend who tried,
The boy who died.

And then, having made my rhetorical point, I will put my robot eyes on, because I mean, with robot eyes you can probably see through girls' shirts and stuff. Augustus, my friend, Godspeed.

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars.

The most important lesson of all: No matter how hard you kick, no matter how high you get, you can't go all the way around.

There's no way of knowing that your last good day is your Last Good Day.