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I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.


Bernhard Langer

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THOMAS BERNHARD To shoot a gun proficiently, including speed shooting, is much less of a skill than typing.
BERNHARD GOETZ I'm no snapshot artist. I make very careful choices always, even if I'm using a 35mm camera.
RUTH BERNHARD We publish only to satisfy out craving for fame; there's no other motive except the even baser one o...
THOMAS BERNHARD People ask all the time what I learned in the camps. But the camps weren’t therapy. What do you th...
BERNHARD SCHLINK Very often we write down a sentence too early, then another too late; what we have to ...
THOMAS BERNHARD I have no regrets about my work. To be a photographer was a gift of the gods. I can't imagine an...
RUTH BERNHARD I love writing, and I am never as happy as when I have a week, a month - three months - with nothing...
BERNHARD SCHLINK What I really like about law is that it's not an endless discourse like history or philosophy. I...
BERNHARD SCHLINK As an author, you can't expect a movie to be an illustration of the book. If that's what you...
BERNHARD SCHLINK As an author, you hope for a director and a cast that will make something wonderful out of your book...
BERNHARD SCHLINK India is mostly vegetarian, and I think that will be crucial to changing the world. I think the Unit...
BERNHARD GOETZ You know how some people complain about the way carriage horses are treated? That they are in a smal...
BERNHARD GOETZ Anyone, any type of story, it doesn't have to be a crime victim, you don't have to let yours...
BERNHARD GOETZ I have my values. I do things that I think are right. I think it is crucial for mankind to go vegeta...
BERNHARD GOETZ You can't let yourself be pushed around. You can't live in fear. I mean, some people do live...
BERNHARD GOETZ I go to Union Square Park, mostly to take care of squirrels.
BERNHARD GOETZ I was a monster. I don't deny it. I wasn't a monster until a few years ago. But you have to ...
BERNHARD GOETZ Society is better off without certain people.
BERNHARD GOETZ You can't let yourself be pushed around. You can't live in fear. That's no way to live y...
BERNHARD GOETZ And Latin America has become very fashionable, yet what repels me is that everyone in Europe goes an...
THOMAS BERNHARD Illiteracy is dependence. By finding the courage to learn to read and write, Hanna had advanced from...
BERNHARD SCHLINK There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.
THOMAS BERNHARD So I was still guilty. And if I was not guilty because one cannot be guilty of betraying a criminal,...
BERNHARD SCHLINK We have to keep company with supposedly bad characters if we are to survive and not succumb to menta...
THOMAS BERNHARD In itself that music festival was nothing special, these music festivals in our country are all alik...
THOMAS BERNHARD One is called upon to approach and realize and complete the monstrousness, and everyone has some suc...
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