I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.