Berke Breathed
Related BERKE BREATHED I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I would... BERKELEY BREATHED Such is the nature of comic strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear w... BERKELEY BREATHED I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES It's tempting to just write a comic called 'Everyone Mail Randall Munroe Twenty Bucks' -... RANDALL MUNROE My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize l... JIM GAFFIGAN JONATHAN KING It's the first big sign of spring, and when it's in full bloom, it reminds me of Ivory dish soap. I ... KAREN NEWBERN ROBERT H. SCHULLER NICK PARK Man, I put myself in a lot of comic strips. Something's wrong with my sense of self. STEPHAN PASTIS When I started doing 'The City' in 1990, most papers ran it the width of the page, 10 inches... DERF You could eat sushi off my bookshelf. My cleaning regime is like a battleground. I'm Genghis Kha... RYAN ADAMS KATE MIDDLETON KATE MIDDLETON ERIC MCCORMACK I think Beaufort County could pay lower rates and pay a host fee to Jasper County. Obviously (Beaufo... ANDREW FULGHUM Music is my life. ROBERT ILER KATE WINSLET GABRIEL BYRNE ASHWIN SANGHI LYNDA BARRY ALAIN DE BOTTON With our method, over the next 10 years it could increase the number of new planets discovered to 10... JIAN GE CANELO ALVAREZ Music is my life. It is sacred. JIMMY CHAMBERLIN I'm heartbroken that I have lost my son over such ignorance and bigotry. I can't understand how some... 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CARL JOHNSON To stand on theASK AND IT IS GIVEN Again, I feel like the Lord has just caused it to happen; more publicity than I've ever gotten in my... WANDA JACKSON DAV PILKEY I vividly remember my first 'Superman' comic, which my granddad bought me when I was about 7... DAVE GIBBONS PRINCE WILLIAM PRINCESS DIANA CATHERINE THE GREAT KATE MIDDLETON KING SOLOMON I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th... ZARA PHILLIPS I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding ... ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker. ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes. ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment. ZARA PHILLIPS You cannot make horses 'safe.' ZARA PHILLIPS Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter wha... ZARA PHILLIPS It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu... ZARA PHILLIPS I'm an affectionate person. ZARA PHILLIPS People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me... ZARA PHILLIPS Sometimes people will come up in the street and say: 'My daughter loves you, will you sign an au... ZARA PHILLIPS Taking part in an Olympics on home ground is something you dream about. ZARA PHILLIPS My brother and I have been able to get on and have been very lucky to do things with our family that... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think about the media. ZARA PHILLIPS I love the sport and being competitive. ZARA PHILLIPS The horses are all characters, all personalities. Some you get along with, some you don't, some ... ZARA PHILLIPS I hate having my picture taken. ZARA PHILLIPS Unfortunately in sport it's either good or bad. You've got to take the highs and the lows. ZARA PHILLIPS My mother is massively into sailing, so we always had Musto clothes, and it went on from there, real... ZARA PHILLIPS The senior members of the royal family work very hard and I don't think people quite realise tha... ZARA PHILLIPS In our sport you're very lucky to find a horse of a lifetime and I found mine relatively early. ... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't have a stylist, and I do most of my shopping online, just because it's easier. I don... ZARA PHILLIPS I think Facebook's dangerous. So many people I know get into trouble with Facebook... I'd ra... ZARA PHILLIPS I'm not a princess anyway so I find that quite weird to be labelled as one. ZARA PHILLIPS KING JAMES I MARIE ANTOINETTE
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BERKE BREATHED BERKE BREATHED BERKE BREATHED BERKE BREATHED I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I'd spent a childhood in a far different place. BERKELEY BREATHED Doonesbury had the requisite and overwhelming influence in 1980, as it did on any college cartoonist... BERKELEY BREATHED My post-child period resulted in one instant change: I write shorter books for kids. BERKELEY BREATHED I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan. BERKELEY BREATHED I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People... BERKELEY BREATHED The comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it. BERKELEY BREATHED 'Harry Potter' shouldn't be children's first experience with suspense and plot turns... BERKELEY BREATHED That's the conundrum of cartoon stripping, as opposed to political cartoons. When your anger is ... BERKELEY BREATHED And that's why any of my picture books exist: They all seem to be built backwards from a simple,... BERKELEY BREATHED I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly,... BERKELEY BREATHED If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize. BERKELEY BREATHED If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 mill... BERKELEY BREATHED Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out. BERKELEY BREATHED Bloom County was set in a tidy, rural environment probably because of Harper Lee's 'To Kill ... BERKELEY BREATHED I paint digitally now. A pity, in some ways, as the biggest price one pays is that you no longer hav... BERKELEY BREATHED Such is the nature of comic strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear w... BERKELEY BREATHED I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to beco... BERKELEY BREATHED I'll confess right here that I secretly wish I'd have drawn a strip about a little boy with ... BERKELEY BREATHED Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke. BERKELEY BREATHED I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I would... BERKELEY BREATHED I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards. BERKELEY BREATHED Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our live... BERKELEY BREATHED I drew the last image ever of Opus at midnight while Puccini was playing and I got rather stupid. Th... BERKELEY BREATHED Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world. BERKELEY BREATHED It's never too late to have a happy childhood. BERKELEY BREATHED I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to beco... BERKELEY BREATHED As an art form, comics are threatened by legacy strips. The fact that papers are running [legacy str... BERKELEY BREATHED I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners. BERKELEY BREATHED I can say that even in the midst of my most cynical comic stripping: Opus shone through with a bit o... BERKELEY BREATHED Neither knew it at the time, but a line had been crossed that could not be uncrossed- a running leap... BERKELEY BREATHED
I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't ... 
No, my profile has leaped over recent years, so has my life experience, and I look forward to the ne... 
There is a quiet place in Hawaii where, for over thirty years, I've gone to draw inspiration and... 
My dream was to draw for 'The Beano.' When I was 10 years old, I started drawing cartoon str... 
I don't know if I have a favorite color. 
It's very special having a new little girl. 
That was the only trepidation I had about 'Will & Grace.' It had nothing to do with the ... 
There were nineteen years between my grandparents, and I was in a relationship for five years from t... 
I'm a product of my Irish culture, and I could no more lose that than I could my sense of identi... 
At thirty-five, having spent over twenty years running varied businesses for my family, I decided to... 
I remember my comic strips being called 'new wave.' It bugged me. 
I waste most of the day, then finally start to write around 3 P.M., totally disgusted with myself fo... 
I'm 25 years old; I've had a good career, and the best is yet to come. I want to fight for t... 
Well, I've been a big fan of comic books since I was a little kid. In fact, I used to write and ... 
It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. 
Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and... 
It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime. 
I kind of got more interested in writing after I turned in my last college essay and nobody was goin... 
Once I have the story in my head, I write it down. The illustrations usually come last. 
We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want... 
Family is the most important thing in the world. 
You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ... 
With the right help, children have a good chance of overcoming their issues while they are still you... 
As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend. 
Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs. 
My dear mamma is quite right when she says that we must lay down principles and not depart from them... 
Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives th... 