I could always escape into this demi-monde of homosexuality, which I feel really indebted to. It stopped me being a 'mummy's boy.'

I've developed into quite a swan. I'm one of those people that will probably look better and better as I get older - until I drop dead of beauty.

I feel like I want my mummy.

I can't pretend to be a teenager, but I feel like I never really stopped being a teenager.

I very much faced my mother's death with hard, arduous and time-consuming labor. The more I would do, the less I would feel.

Being uncool is being pretty much the coolest you can be.