I can't wait to see Wayne... I've got him aftershave [after a public argument]

My body shape has changed dramatically. My thighs are much more toned - they don't wobble when I walk - and my waist is smaller.

He's the love of my life [on Wayne Rooney]

He's such a talented man

This is about me

I never really anticipated this kind of impact when I wrote this letter to Director Mueller two weeks ago.