I can't imagine Coronation Street without Mike Baldwin.

the only true way to prove that you have lost your inner child is if you don't laugh when you hear the word "poop".

happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

Plagiarism is the capital crime in academics. There's no reason to believe that Princeton is a bastion of ethics.

I write plays for people who wouldn't be seen dead in the theatre.

Unlike the Hard Rock ... we really delve into the story of rock and roll.