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DUK ONCH I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.
JOAN CRAWFORD I've been expecting it. Whether you expect it or not, it still hits.
JOAN FAVA She had done that once before, and she did great when she got out of there.
JOAN FAVA She called me all the time. She just called to talk. She never missed calling me for any occasion. W...
JOAN FAVA But then I thought it was because she was in rehab.
JOAN FAVA I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
THOMAS HARRIS I couldn't believe it happened.
JOE SKIDD The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happen...
BETTE DAVIS Quite believably 13% of Americans believe Joan of Ark was the wife of Noah. It must be true because ...
DAVE COLLINS How can we ever have peace when we cant even make peace with the things we cant control.
SYNECA DE JORMUNGAND I rather think he knew anyway.
JONATHAN STROUD We're so trendy we cant even escape ourselves.
KURT COBAIN Even my aunt Joan, hopelessly sentimental about every member of our family, admitted that I was hide...
SISTER PARISH i can win but you cant lose, this makes us all even in our ways.
SUZANNE COLLINS I don't believe it happened that way. ... I just really don't believe that Chavis was there.
DAVID RIMMER the human mind is very powerful, people always say they CANT do something but if they believe in the...
MIKE GRIST I don't have an Ex, I just believe it never happened.
OLASOT I just can't believe it happened in front of us.
CHALSEY KWON You cant do better, be better or have better than you believe you can.
DANIEL GILMAN Yo, thats illogical I cant have it!
NICK JONAS Everything that I believe he wrote, even about my daughter ... was not actual, the way the accident ...
MARIANNE SANDERS I can believe that happened.
ALYSA STEWART I really can't believe it happened. It's a shock. It's surreal.
IVAN GOLDE You cant change what happened in the past. But you can do something in the future to compensate for ...
SAVIN GAMALATH If you cant believe my first word, then my last words wont make sense to you...
OLASOT I still can't believe it happened. Winning that much money was unbelievable.
JEFF WILLERT I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining. I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in ...
ANON. A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone. Go...
THOMAS HARRIS I once dreamt of being a writer, to have my words known by many from many countries; this dream i dr...
RAYVON L. BROWNE You cant change what happened in the past, but, you can change what happens in the future by doing t...
DANIELLE D What you cant forget... God cant remember!
JOHN F. MACARTHUR JR. I don't even worry about that anymore. . . . Ten years it hasn't happened.
DONNIE EDWARDS This is the worst of it, the last resort. If you cant come here, you cant go anywhere.
CHRIS STERNDALE I believe in the sun when it's not shining, I believe in love even when I feel it not, I believe in ...
IRISH SAYINGS You gotta believe you're going to win the way that happened.
PETE CARROLL Well when you cant sleep well you cant dream and when you cant dream well whats life mean
HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD I am just like everyone else. I am in a state of shock. I don't believe it happened.
CHARLIE MACARTHUR you cant win in life if you cant fail
VITA NEDERLOE I cant tell you how pleased I am,
GRAEME SOUNESS I don't think there's such a thing as autobiographical fiction. If I say it happened, it hap...
MAYA ANGELOU Our love is like the wind... I cant see it, but I sure can feel it.
NICHOLAS SPARKS If i cant then who can?
AJITH BSC MBA I'm still kind of in shock a little bit. I can't believe that happened. I can't describe it.
GINO GUYER You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW Joan of Arcadia.
CASSIDY I can't change what's happened to me in my life, or make what's not occurred take place. But I can't...
MARGARET LAURENCE The word we felt was disbelief that something like this actually happened. We couldn't believe that ...
JOHN COOK Tell me I cant, I won't hear you.
AMARE STOUDEMIRE Right now I can't believe it. I think we're a good team but something happened and I don't know what...
MAXIM AFINOGENOV I believe that if you eat well, you work even better.
FERRAN ADRIA I believe in creative control. No matter what anyone makes, they should have control over it.
DAVID LYNCH He maintains that absolutely nothing happened and I certainly believe him.
VINCE O'HARA The difference is,
Now I cant call you anymore…
I cant hear your calming voice,
I c...
JJM My love for you is like a copied assignment, I cant just explain it.
OLASOT I try to find the easiest
way not to cry,
but tears falls
even when i am laughing
and you cant tell
...
BOBONTLE MOPELOA We cant even confirm to you there is a trial. If we release information, it jeopardizes the trial in...
JULIE ZAWISZA I am trapped in my skin, it itches, and is so hollow.
I cant breathe.
GEORIGANA I can't believe that this much has happened. I thought when I got the Oakland County resolution that...
ALEXANDRA MCGREGOR It was not like I planned even to be a choreographer. It just happened to me somehow.
PINA BAUSCH I know one thing - it's cheaper to make Joan of Arcadia.
DELLA REESE In fact, we know almost nothing about Joan of Arc. We don't even have a portrait of her. Even the ar...
PHILIPPE CHARLIER When this happened, he said there was no pain, it happened so quick he could not believe his arm was...
JOE MILLER I cannot believe what has happened to this neighborhood. It's beyond outrageous.
COUNCILWOMAN SHARI MACKIN The greater the level of calmness of our mind, the greater our peace of mind, the greater our abilit...
DALAI LAMA XIV It's the worst thing that ever happened to me, a parent's worst nightmare. I can't believe I'm livin...
SCOTT CLARK 2009 was crazy enough! I can't believe I worked with Jeremy Irons, Joan Allen, Marsha Mason, Cat...
AARON LAZAR Ireland Quinn Brady," he finally moved forward with an extended pointer finger to push me back down....
LEAH CRICHTON Time cant be given. But it can be shared.
CECELIA AHERN I don't believe in being typecast. If I believed it, it probably would have happened to me. You ...
CARRIE-ANNE MOSS I believe that what has happened in West Tisbury is going to have echoes for years to come around th...
KERRY SCOTT Shirley and Joan have done kids' shows for about 40 years now, and I think they've got it down.
GEORGANNE ARRINGTON sleep is such a luxury, which i cant afford.
ROBIN SIKARWAR Oh,that's right. You're a...what did you call it? Ah, a ghost hunter. You don't have to see things t...
JODI PICOULT Never have doubted it, even when the plane crash happened. I wasn't mad at God. I just knew that...
REBA MCENTIRE I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would h...
SCOTT THOMPSON The Passion of Joan of Arc
JOAN OF ARC One can't erase the tremendous burden of apartheid in 10 years, 20 years, I believe, even 30 yea...
SUSAN RICE I don't even know what happened. I just got in a rhythm.
HANNAH NOEL If you haven't learned by now that you cant trust everybody, i think its safe to say that you are th...
BRIELL ADAMS You cant be in a position where you dont know what you are going to do next.
ERIC GREEN I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it
VINCENT VAN GOGH They just assumed I was the Joan of Arc of the women's movement.
BEA ARTHUR There's nobody at home
But Jumping Joan,
And father and mother and I.
GEORGE GASCOIGNE We believe the repeal of the exemption was unintentional when it happened in 2004.
MARK BOWERSOX I had an opportunity to work with Joan Cleary during the last election. I got a chance to see her fi...
DANNY WILLIAMS Stop saying,'I cant love without him',because you have lived even before you met him.So stop being s...
JENNY PABUALAN Love is like eating and drinking, you cant not need it
SEGEV LAYANI You can hear the wind blow but you cant see it.
LAURA REESE I find it hard to take nihilism seriously; even nihilists don't believe in it.
COLIN GORMAN I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you cant recall it, forg...
GOODMAN ACE And then after that, running around the bases, it was just one of those things. You couldn't bel...
CARLTON FISK love is like wind u cant see it but u can feel it
NICHOLAS SPARKS Why do you have to be so annoying sometimes?"
"Cant help it. It's the company I keep.
KAMILA SHAMSIE You cant close this place, ... What will I do for breakfast?
BOB COLEMAN I don't even like walking across that street. This shouldn't have happened.
LAURA FISCHER You cant spill a drip, just like you cant drop drops, you can only drop drips and spill drops.
EVAN HEHEMANN Something happened today which nobody could believe. This is a collection of all the best of the maj...
BYUNG-HYUN KIM Why do you eat? Why to sleep? If you cant be a trustworthy person, cant be a true lover, cant be a g...
WRITER GRADED Joan of Arc had style. Jesus had style.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
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I've been expecting it. Whether you expect it or not, it still hits.
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JOAN FAVA She called me all the time. She just called to talk. She never missed calling me for any occasion. W...
JOAN FAVA But then I thought it was because she was in rehab.
JOAN FAVA Somebody paid the bill. But this is my question: Who paid?
CLAUDIO FAVA But not all the answers we expected from them.
CLAUDIO FAVA So we have an additional question. Who paid the bill?
CLAUDIO FAVA We have to talk with representatives of the U.S. administration in order to check the operative mode...
CLAUDIO FAVA The important thing is to get clear facts and evidence to help us discover the truth.
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JOAN RIVERS I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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JOAN RIVERS I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
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JOAN JETT Bulgaria is fascinating. Because it had been a Communist country until the mid-80s, so it had just r...
JOAN CUSACK What's so hard about that first sentence is that you're stuck with it. Everything else is go...
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JOAN COLLINS I love getting back to Wivenhoe. I get out of my wig, bustle and costume in three minutes flat at th...
JOAN HICKSON Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try to give their best qualiti...
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JOAN BLADES Reality is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes.
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JOAN ERICKSON Roache's statement after his acquittal was dignified but his supporters were angry. They demanded to...
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JOAN POWERS A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a...
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JOAN DIDION I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
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JOAN DIDION We are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find them att...
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JOAN RIVERS Can we talk?
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