I can understand the alcohol. But you weren't taking all that out of your own house.

If you're in town and working for a contractor, we'll try to contact them for you. If you're here to work, we want you to work.

There aren't enough people here to commit violent crime, and the people who commit violent crime are now elsewhere.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

Any innacuracies were probably due to copius amounts of alcohol.