I can only be young once. But I can be immature all my life !
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ANONYMOUS You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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DAVE BARRY You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
JOHN GREIER You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
JOHN P. GRIER You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
GERMAINE GREER You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
GERMAINE GREER You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
JOHN P. GRIER You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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CAN KARACA There is little hope to find them alive.
CAN KARACA Bi sen eksiktin ayışığı
Gümüş bir tüy dikmek için manzaraya!
CAN YüCEL Trust can never be earned, but can only be given. But once you have it, you can damn sure lose it.
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE If I can do one hundredth part for the Indian that Mrs. Stowe did for the Negro, I will be thankful.
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ENYA Ignore the voice that tells you, you can't! when you know you can
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ROMESH GUNESEKERA I left the only way you can leave. You pull your life off all at once - like a Band-Aid.
JOHN GREEN You can be all that you want to be.
Keep dreaming and reach out to your dreams.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Where I am today... I still have my ups and downs, but I take it one day at a time and I just hope t...
DEMI LOVATO I cursed myself. For once, heaven had sent me "Beauty" in its most perfected form and I abandoned it...
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ANDY FISHER Life must be lived forward, but can only be understood backwards.
KIERKEGAARD Life must be lived forward, but can only be understood backwards.
SOREN KIERKEGAARD Your fingerprint can only be stolen once.
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LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I can be all that I can be.
Endless opportunities, this is my world.
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VACHEL LINDSAY With an easy life you can never grow mature; with a tough life you can never remain immature!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
SøREN KIERKEGAARD Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
SOREN KIRKEGAARD Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
SOREN KIERKEGAARD I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week.
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KURT SUTTER I can hypnotize rabbits.
ELENA ANAYA If I can utilise anything, I'll utilise it.
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ELLIE GOULDING In writing fiction, I can be free. I can use my life. The raw material is my experiences.
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SUSIE L HILL I enjoy directing more when I don't have to direct myself. I like when I can just be the directo...
SALLI RICHARDSON I had all those young guys in Green Bay all at once. It was a little scary having all young quarterb...
MIKE HOLMGREN Life can only be understood back- wards; but it must be lived forwards.
SOREN KIERKEGAARD I hope young athletes can imitate my good side only, not the bad side.
TAUFIK HIDAYAT Something known can be mastered, something made can be pioneered
NAH I can make a lord, but only God can make a gentleman.
KING JAMES I If you're an artist, you're an artist; that's the only way I can explain it.
MALIK BENDJELLOUL If I don't have wisdom, I can teach you only ignorance.
LEO BUSCAGLIA What are the crumple zones on scooters? The helmet is the only crumple zone I can think of.
RATAN TATA There is only so much I can understand and not screw up.
DAVID KRUMHOLTZ The only place I can go where I'm not mobbed is my house.
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SOREN KIERKEGAARD Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
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