I can go back to Egypt anytime I want. Can I leave Egypt anytime I want? I think I can. I think I can.

A lot of people tend to glorify the role of satire and comedians. They put them up as role models, as fighters for the truth and against tyranny, and I think that's overrated.

I never thought of myself as a comedian. That is a label - make me laugh. I want to make you think.

We are two brothers: I am a doctor; my brother is an engineer.

It's kinda me and Jon Stewart have a pact together - so he's making me famous in the Western world and I'm making him famous in Egypt!

I pity Americans for their very bad fruits. Your 'mango' is cucumber. The only thing I really miss about Egypt is mangoes.