I can almost lip-read him but cannot hear.

Anytime people read my tweets, they hear it in Auto-Tune.

You almost need to take a nitro-glycerin tablet just to read these numbers,

I almost missed the part because I forgot to read (the script),

Armani makes a fantastic lip gloss called 'Beige 100.'

I just lip gloss! It doesn't matter if it's $2 or $30.