I call myself a 'domestic goddess.'.

I'd get married again. But only to a lesbian.

I can't be in a relationship, I ruin them all. I think I'm a lesbian

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no more war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.