I beat the crap out of the guy. It was delightful.

The guy's softball team beat the crap out of me.

He's a delightful guy and so unlike his onscreen persona,

We beat the crap out of Ole Miss tonight.

See
it was like this when
we waltz into this place.
A couple of papish cats
is doing an Aztec two-step

And I says
Dad let's cut
but then this dame
comes up behind me see
and says
you and me could really exist

Wow I says
Only the next day
she has bad teeth
and really hates
poetry.

I am waiting
for the meek to be blessed
and inherit the earth...

without taxes