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I assume that to prevent illness in later life, you should never have been born at all.


George Bernard Shaw

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OSCAR WILDE I don't want to die!"
"Then you should never been born.
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COLSON WHITEHEAD The problem with communication…is the illusion that is has been accomplished.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW When I visited JOSEPH LEWIS I don't think we should assume that's going to happen at all.
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SHELLEY DUVALL This is the true joy of life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one...
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ANNIE LENNOX Keep me rather in this cage, and feed me sparingly, if you dare. Anything that brings me closer to i...
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QUINTILIAN Humans are born, then they die. Thus is it better to not have been born at all?
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ELLEN DEGENERES If I'd been born ugly, you'd never have heard of Pele.
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DOUG MOE Never assume that others have understood exactly what you mean.
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JIDDU KRISHNAMURTI All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
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EDWARD GEORGE BULWER-LYTTON Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those t...
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GLORIA STEINEM And above all things, never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think...
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SHIRLEY LEINWAND You'll have Joslin Shaw at (split end) and if I need to I'll have Rod Owens in the slot,
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BOB TAFT Workers and their families should not have been kept waiting. Payment now should be speedy to preven...
ADRIAN ROSS We probably should have had Matt Shaw guarding (Miller) down the stretch.
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BENNY CARTER I assume I'm not (going to start), but you never know. Stranger things have happened.
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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Youth is wasted on the young.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid of.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Morality is suspecting other people of not being legally married.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceiv...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they wa...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing c...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The greatest evils and the worst of crimes is poverty; our first duty, a duty to which every other c...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The camera can represent flesh so superbly that, if I dared, I would never photograph a figure witho...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The philosopher is Nature's pilot. And there you have our difference: to be n hell is to drift: to b...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were ...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespe...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Independence? That's middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us o...
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