I asked,â€Are you going to pick up next time I call you?†â€I did this time didn’t I?†“Say yes.†“Yes. Conditionally yes.â€â€¦... …â€What conditions.?†“Sometimes you do things like call me forty times a day and leave obscene voicemails and that’s why I don’t pick up.†“Ridiculous. That doesn’t sound like me. I’d never call an even number of times.