I asked them to chisel it down and we did. Right now we need to get back home and correct and get ready for our game with Florida in Gainesville Wednesday.
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Related We'll celebrate after Saturday's (NCS championship) game. But right now, we need to get ready and co... BRAD WARZE It's our first game back home, and we're pumped up and ready to go. Coach said it's like a new seaso... JAMIE MCNEILLY Now it's our job to put this game behind us and get ready for next week. It was a tough game for us.... EMILY MARTIN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES In terms of our lineup, I'm very undecided. We need to get back to some of the things that we did so... SEAN MILLER It's always a big game and we're excited for it. It will be fun to play them at home. Their post pla... COURTNEY CLAPP We have to regroup and get ready for tomorrow. More importantly we have to get ready for our divisio... GARY ENIS We need to get our new guys in there and get some competition because we're not where we need to be ... JOE GLENN It was a real tough loss. Every game is like a must-win for us right now. We're having a bad losing ... BEN GORDON There were no magic words. I just told them to calm down and play the game and then we got our own r... JEFF CHEW We wanted to come out and get this first game. That was our main focus coming in to the game. Now we... FLIP MURRAY It was very important that we come back home and get back on track. One point? I don't know -- at ho... FRANTISEK KABERLE I think right now we're at a real good pace, but we really need to pick it up this game. A lot of te... EKENE IBEKWE We felt we needed to come back home and get this win. It was a much-needed win after last night. We ... EDDIE JONES We have to dig down and get back to our game on Thursday. We didn't get the start we wanted, we didn... FRANCOIS BEAUCHEMIN After they scored, we didn't back down and came right back at them. We got a goal and it says a lot ... CHRIS ROLFE We just feel really good right now. Now we have to get our game plan together, add to our positives ... CRYSTAL KEMP The first game tomorrow is what we have to worry about right now. We are playing catch-up right now ... JAMES VILADE But I definitely don't think this is the right time to discuss this. Gambling is a very, very divisi... ED MURRAY When I get away from home for too long I start to get crazy, so I need to get back, ... We have to g... GEORGE PORTER I feel good being here. I think it's good for me, too, when I come back to Philadelphia ... to have ... PETER FORSBERG I think when they got out to an early lead it was tough for us to get back on track, but we did. We ... DREW STAFFORD I want to get the rust off and get ready, ... Because when it starts up for real, that's when it cou... JABAR GAFFNEY It almost happens every game for us, we get a big lead and let them back in. Coaches are looking for... DANIELLE BISHOP What we need to do is get them where we need them the most, that's our challenge right now, ... But ... JULIE GERBERDING We were tying to go down and get points and pad that lead, but they did a good job getting back into... DREW BREES We seem to make that turnover and don't get that bucket when we need it. ... It was a basketball gam... DAVE BYERS Right after the tragedy, President Bush asked Americans to get on with their lives and we did. JANE D. HULL Not every game is going to be the prettiest game. It used to be a third-period lead was rock-solid a... KEN KLEE I think we had moments where we played some good soccer. A couple of their chances came off of our m... CHRIS HENDERSON We lost the game to O'Connell and it hurt, but we have to get over it and get ready for Paul VI. BRIAN INMAN When we went to the media timeout with eight minutes to go, I just told everybody that we're down ri... LORENZO WILLIAMS We felt like we could probably get it inside and needed to get it inside. Ryan struggled there a lit... MIKE GOSSETT It was nice to get the home win versus Virginia, and now our first ACC road game, it gives us confid... CATHY INGLESE We're going to turn it around. We spoke in detail with the coach and coaching staff and we know what... ZYGI WILF We were able to keep our focus and intensity the whole game. We never let them get back in it after ... HENRY FLECK We're missing five starters. We need them back, but we're winning games now with guys I didn't expec... SCOTT DOWNING With 6 minutes left in the third we huddled and we wanted to get it back right there. Lately I've be... DEREK ADAMS It did kind of get out of control really quick. We were trying to get control back and slow it down ... CHRIS HOLM She's always smiling and ready to do anything asked of her. She's only going to get better from here... ANGELA RUGGIERO Wednesday was just one of those days where I guess nobody was ready to play. We had all those turnov... DAVID LIGHTY For us right now the focus is definitely going to be on results. If we can come out and definitely p... GREG VANNEY Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories BEN OAK We were talking before the game: 'We have to jump on them and get the lead right away. And that's wh... MARIAN HOSSA Their home did get damaged some. They are able to live there, but it's no environment for them to be... DOROTHY GIBSON It's good for our down-the-line kids and our freshmen to get a chance to play, because as the fall w... BOBBY HAUCK Definitely being on your home court is an advantage for us, but we'll still need to get our turnover... KRISTEN KOVESDY From my angle I had no chance to see if it was the correct call. It was frustrating because we were ... DAVE SARACHAN We made a lot of mistakes when we went to their place. We had 29 turnovers and didn't shoot well fro... AMBER DAULBAUGH It's nice to get back in there and that's what anyone would ask for, to get right back on the horse.... ALEX AULD We're still improving and that's our goal, to keep improving every week. We just have to buckle down... DAVE STIDHAM I thought we did a much better job in the third quarter coming out and playing our game plan to try ... BOB NOBBE We'll have our hands full offensively and defensively. We need to get it going as soon as possible. ... ANTHONY JOHNSON We could never string a rally together. When we did get our hits, we got guys in scoring position, b... RALPH CARLSON We didn't execute the game plan. We got down 20 and it's hard to get back in the game with a team th... LOREN STOKES Our destiny is sort of in our own hands. We need to get back on track. This is really the most impor... DEREK COLEMAN We wanted to get the ball down low and we just attacked them early in the game. And then that opened... MIKE GORDON I'm real happy with how the guys battled back in both games. We scored our run in the sixth in the f... BOOMER WALKER We're looking to get healthy and get all of our kids back. We want to get our continuity going and t... JEFF CAIN We're happy that Pemco is ready to go back to the negotiating table. Now that we are negotiating, th... BOB WOOD It's difficult for any team to do. You can't be down 20 points in the second half and expect to get ... BEN LUBER We still need to get points and make sure that we at least finish third in the West. But it is a goo... LANDON DONOVAN It will be important to get back out and establish ourselves. I think we're right where we want to b... BARY JUDD We were asked if we would be interested in contributing any funds to the park. We're supposed to get... BRUCE FISHER At least we know what we're getting ourselves into. We're not coming in cold and don't know who we n... KYLIE YORK Today, for the scrimmage, we had five referees line up, and we let the kids wear the new game jersey... JOE PANNUNZIO Our kids did everything we asked of them, but we couldn't get that ball to go in the basket. DOUG LIGHT It seems like we get a little lead and then we relax and let them back in it. We just don't have a l... CATHERINE YOUNG We have a win under our belt now and we're going to start thinking about Point. It doesn't take much... LARRY TERRY It is different (in Florida than) with that team because I think that as a younger player you get mo... ANIBAL SANCHEZ I feel like we'll be OK if we play well. What we need is to get back in the gym and look over our ga... CHARLIE MORGAN It's a new season once you get to Big South Conference play. I'm disappointed in our record right no... EDDIE BIEDENBACH At the start we tried to get back on defense as fast as we could because we saw in the last game the... BLAKE HOFFARBER I think we really realized we needed to get down and do our business. We kept them close with fouls ... KELSEY ASSARIAN In the game we lost, we were back on our heels. This time we need to get into them and make them do ... BRYANT MARKSON We did the very best we could do with what we have. Right now there's still no end in sight because ... FRANCIS SIMMONS We were fired up. We were ready for this game. Our coach has pushed us hard in practice to get ready... ABBY FENNESSEY We waited until we had something in writing from the EPA before we did anything. Right now, we're ju... DAVE SCHNEIDER I had three days off to rest and ice and rehab and get back into it. I'm back to where I need to be ... CEDRIC MCGOWAN All things come to an end. We just need to keep our chins up, come back tomorrow and work and get re... CRAIG BRADSHAW I really expected us to hit better than we did. We got in those pressure situations with runners in ... HARLEY SISSON Right now we're just looking to raise cash. We need to do it fast and we need to get a lot. JOAN SKAALAND We've got three or four guys coming off the bench that play good defense and pressure their guards a... ANDREW FRANK Arkansas came out like they were hungry, and it was their last game. I guess we let the Florida game... JAJUAN SMITH We were just talking about the Florida campus and how I think they should have signed with Florida. ... BRANDON POWELL Right now, it's a one-game season. Tonight's over. It's just one out of 20. I think we'll bounce bac... ILYA NICHOLAS Right now we're just going to take it one game at a time. We've got Delta and we've got Rifle. We're... CHRISTY MADISON We had a bad seeding meeting and we didn't get help from coaches in our conference. At the end of th... JEFF SLAYTON It hurt during the doubles match [Wednesday] night, ... The best thing I can do now is to get treatm... ANA IVANOVIC It hurt during the doubles match (Wednesday) night. The best thing I can do now is to get treatment ... ANA IVANOVIC I'm realistic. I'm not ready right now to play in the big leagues. When I get back, I want to be rea... LOU MERLONI He did great. You never want your pitcher to go out and give up three runs in the very beginning, bu... BOB MCCREARY Last time we got played we were still above 200. We set that as one of our goals to get under 200 an... NATALIE AMBEUHL We want to do this for the kids the last couple years that didn't get the gold to take home. They're... GARY GLASSCOCK In a game like this, you hope you correct all the things you need to correct. We did some good thing... DARRELL ARMSTRONG It's a combination of the fact that we won our first NCAA game in years, the fact that I knew I didn... JASON THOMAS We know we need to correct some mistakes and get better than we were tonight. JOEY GALLOWAY We had to bounce back. We wanted to get a win and we did. We buckled down in the fourth quarter. ZACH RANDOLPH What disturbed me the most was Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, because we didn't prepare well and I... KEVIN KELLY I just want to get back to the point where ... when we walk into the Coliseum, the Raiders are here.... ART SHELL
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DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra... DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible. DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio... DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a... DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se... DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each... DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be... DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ... DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ... DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea... DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th... DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i... DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ... DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts. DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're... DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do... 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DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth... DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l... DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ... DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident." DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you. DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car... DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ... DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have... DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba... DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this. DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee Making plans to change the world While the world is changing... DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi... DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En... 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