I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified.

Men act out like they're horrified by marriage, but when they find the woman of their dreams, they love it.

Sinatra asked me out.

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.

When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time.

I'm horrified,