I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it

You know, I go to the theatre to be entertained. I don’t want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction...I can get all that at home.

I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.

I'm really interested in harvesting surplus energy, energy that surrounds but we never really use.

Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask, "What's in it for me?"

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.