I am the world's worst diabetic.

I am from the working class. I am now what I was then. No amount of balsamic vinegar and Prada handbags could make me forget what it was like to be poor.

I am a nerd among nerds.

I am a citizen of the world.

I am the luckiest man in the world.

I am someone who hopes for the best and prepares for the worst.