I am the most well-known homosexual in the world.

I, Binyavanga Wainaina, quite honestly swear I have known I am a homosexual since I was five.

If there is a better singer in England than Craig David, then I am Margaret Thatcher.

My parents were secular. I am an atheist.

I am not the most eloquent guy in the world.

Because, I figured that, because I was a successful man, I was wealthy, I was, you know, seemingly intelligent - even that I am not intelligent enough to ask for help.