I am the most un-French Frenchman you will ever meet.

I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet.

My name is Constance Marie, and I am anti-princess.

You know, I really am probably one of the sweetest, most sensitive people you'll ever meet.

I am not a dwarf.

Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always. Always.