I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron.

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.

Yes, I am very prolific.

I am not a fan of westerns particularly.