I am raising an army of House Bunny's that will be learning all the ancient secrets of a Good Wife. Kama Sutra Kung Fu , Kegel Tae Bo, Culinary Boot Camp, Respect 1.0.1, and Dont Put Up With Your Mans Bullshit CHI 5.0.. ~ Nerissa Irvin

I want two husbands. One to cook for me and the other to fuck me while I watch my husband cook for me.

I refuse to lose my man to a women that pleases him sexually. As his wife, its my duty to make him cum and come home.

Sex isn't everything, but it is very important in a relationship. If we get to know what our partner likes and dislikes before jumping the broom then we can avoid unwanted problems. Why would you marry a nun if you are a pornStar? They say opposites attract...I say, "I'm sex goddess,,so give me a sex god please." Don't be afraid to try new things. How do you know you don't like it if you never tried it? !

I refuse to lose my man to a women that pleases him sexual. As his wife, its my duty to make him cum and come home.

I'm your wife, your lover, your fantasy, your freak, your companion, your best friend.